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  • tourist:
    could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
  • new yorker:
    no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
  • tourist:
    oh you think your clever???
  • new yorker:
    what
  • tourist:
    i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
  • new yorker:
    oh... oh god i'm so sor
  • tourist:
    no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
  • the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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